new tag i’ll do my absolute best to use sparingly: #yoshi’s rustled jimmies
which, at least this time, is me being upset about really stupid things and looking for possible help about fixing it??? it isn’t just mindless complaining i promise
IS THIS THE SAME FIC I THINK YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT BECAUSE IF SO THEN FUCK YESSSS AND ALSKDFJLASK NO JADE DAMNIT DONT GO WITH THAT SLEAZE OF A BOYFRIEND. DAVE UNPLUGGED/DESTROYED THE PHONES FOR A FUCKING REASON.
YES IT’S THAT ONE, THAT ALL SOUNDS FAMILIAR TO ME
i just reeaaaalllly don’t trust elliot hahaha, he seems so sketchy and off to me i don’t know. ;_; MAYBE I’M JUST CHANNELING MY OVERPROTECTIVE BROTHER-NESS BUT JUST DANG THAT GUY WORRIES ME SO MUCH
ARE YOU TALKIJNG ABOUT THE ONE WHERE WAIT WAIT *check fanfic in my iphone* OMG ITS UPPPDATTEEDDD. I read it in one day cap 1 to 3 in my school. ITS WSAS THE NICEST THINGS, RIGHT? riggght? PLEASE TELL ME D”:
YES IT’S NICEST THING SHHHH YES IT IS IT’S OKAY
it’s just i really like that fic, and i don’t like a lot of fanfiction so when i find one i like i get really excited. but actually i just don’t like reading that much??? like, books and stuff. WHICH IS KIND OF HILARIOUS BECAUSE I WANT TO BE A WRITER????? ._.
omg i finished reading excuse me while i cry
all i have to say is that elliot just worries the hell out of me all the time omg ;_;
i will play the role of jade’s over protective big brother becaUSE APPARENTLY JOHN ISNT GOING TO DO IT HBFJUKSBNSDJK SCREAMS AND SOBS
lahulia replied to your post: ahghghghghhg my favorite fanfic updated and jade…
omgomgomgomg i know exactly what fanfiction you are talking about! it finally updated again???? omg ASKJDAS:KLD I MUST GO READ IT NOW
YES IT UPDATED I GOT THE NOTIFICATION IM MY EMAIL BECAUSE I HAVE A FANFICTION ACCOUT BACK WHEN I WAS A COMPLETE LOSER AND WROTE SHITTY NARUTO FANFICS
NEVER MIND WE’RE NOT GOING TO TALK ABOUT THIS
but yes it updated and i was really excited and it was a short chapter that satisfied exactly NONE OF MY CLIFFHANGER ANGER FROM THE LAST CHAPTER BUT I STILL LOVE THE FIC SO IT’S OKAY IT CAN HURT MY FEELS ALL IT WANTS ;_;
so many feelings omg why do i read fanfics they do horrible things to me
seriously most people get sad when the fanfic is over im just like “THANK GOD MY FEELINGS ARE SAFE”
ahghghghghhg my favorite fanfic updated and jade disappeared with elliot and daves drunk and the TROLLS ARE DEAD NOOO JOHN WHY ARE YOU ASLEEP THIS IS THE WORST TIME FOR THIS
Psi, babbu~ I think those circles are head sets.
YOU ARE A MASTER DJ PLAYER.
THANK YOU OMG I THOUGHT I WAS TOTALLY ALONE ON THIS THEORY ;_;
what if hussie just makes new homestuck characters more awkward looking as he introduces them to see how far the fandom will go to cosplay them
Your name is FKJHAJFKSAHKFASJKFAKS. You are rEALLY HARD TO COSPLAY. You can FLY and you like to PLAY UNO and BACKGAMMON. You carry a NINE-TON SWORD WITH YOU AT ALL TIMES. The sword is also A CHAINSAW/KLEENEX BOX COMBO. Any cosplayer who cosplayed you would MOST DEFINITELY NEED TO MAKE THAT PROP.
first person to really accurately cosplay FKJHAJFKSAHKFASJKFAKS gets $10 and a painting and a bunch of action figures and no i’m not kidding
i really don’t understand the panic over the zombie apocalypse thing - none of the articles indicate much about zombies at all, with the exception of the man eating someone’s face. And he was on pretty heavy drugs and had also decided to strip naked so…yeah
but a disoriented passenger freaking out on a plane?? a man spitting blood on someone’s face while he was drunk and getting arrested??? I’m pretty sure that’s not anything to be overly concerned about
as far as i’m concerned it’s “fun” (not really the right word but yeah) to speculate what a zombie apocalypse would be like, and it’s “fun” to write strategies and figure out what you’d do if it did happen
but i seriously don’t actually believe in that stuff at all, it’s just a thing a lot of people find fascinating to think about to me
i mean if you think all this stuff is signs or whatever that’s cool i guess but seriously
a dude eating another dude’s face??? guys cannibalism’s already a thing this isn’t like
new
or anything
??????
and i mean i don’t know a lot about any of those stories (because oops i don’t actually care sorry) but “zombies” is not my first explanation
and neither is possession via demons or alien brain tampering or even a freak illness
people are crazy this isn’t something we’re just learning now is it
i’m just saying this is all kinda silly from where i’m sitting
but i mean if you’re serious about it you can take comfort in the fact that i’ll be one of the first to be eaten ok?? does that make you feel better???? awesome everybody’s happy
uh oh it’s time for another updATE POST
first of all Meenah is once again the best fucking creature to grace any and all the alternant universes in which she exists in because she’s fucking perfect
and yes i am saying that with full recollection that she slaughtered alpha Dave and Rose and also Jade and while that stings my soul she’s still 100% perfect in all ways human and trollish and ever
but anyway
your talk about their appearances and stuff is just 100% positive for sure and hope owo!
aaaahhhh i really hope so!! ;u; i mean with gamzcestor i’m PRETTY SURE it’s just that you can’t see his horns because they don’t reach higher than his GLORIOUS/TERRIFYING MANE, because known of those swirly clumps of silhouette look like horns to me, they all look a whole lot like tufts of demon hair
AND SOLCESTOR I AM JUST
SO SURE THOSE ARE HEADPHONES
THEY REALLY LOOK LIKE HEADPHONES TO ME, EVEN AFTER THE FIFTEEN-THOUSAND POSTS SAYING IT LOOKS LIKE A BOWLCUT, THEY STILL
LOOK LIKE
HEADPHONES TO ME OMG ;_;
I am putting this out there just as an informative thing, and because what Lexxy said gave me confidence that this is an all right thing to do. (If it’s not clear, I have a ton of respect for Lexxy, dang what a cool person.)
There is a group of people out there who go by “Athena’s Wink” who have continued to sell Homestuck items despite being asked multiple times to stop; they have been given step by step explanations of why what they’re doing is not okay and they do not seem to care.
I am putting this out there because I have heard from more than one person who was at a convention this weekend that the people involved in Athena’s Wink have been pulling aside those people who are visibly fans of Homestuck and telling them that they can sell them Homestuck merch under the table. This shows extremely clearly that they’re aware what they’re doing is wrong.
Frankly, it doesn’t seem palatable to me to throw the book at a couple of fairly young people who are doing something like this, even though it’s incredibly disrespectful and quite a cut-and-dried legal case. So I’m just going to put this information out there and ask that those of you who come into contact with them simply don’t buy from them.
Please don’t harangue, harass or otherwise be unkind to these people. They don’t deserve that (and more importantly, you shouldn’t make or let yourself be the kind of person who does unkind things like that). Please simply ignore them, do not buy from them, and, if you absolutely must say something, tell them politely that you disagree with the disrespect they show creators.
Thank you.
Meenah
Meenah stop
Meenah seriously
Meenah you’re fucking nuts
look at his eyes
he’s just like “god fucking dammit i give up you psycho bitch go ahead see if i fucking care just god i quit”
uh oh it’s time for another updATE POST
first of all Meenah is once again the best fucking creature to grace any and all the alternant universes in which she exists in because she’s fucking perfect
and yes i am saying that with full recollection that she slaughtered alpha Dave and Rose and also Jade and while that stings my soul she’s still 100% perfect in all ways human and trollish and ever
but anyway
